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Country music has never been reluctant to have a little fun with fifty-fifty the most serious of situations. Find the humor in life with a playlist of funny country songs.

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One affair I love virtually country music is that information technology's always been able to poke fun non simply at itself but also at serious life situations. Country music finds humor in the everyday experiences many of us face up, frequently adding a downwardly-dwelling house or redneck spin to . . .

• unfortunate-looking offspring,
• dating, breakups, and unhappy marriages,
• religious overenthusiasm,
• sexuality,
• and condign comfy with technology.

Possibly you can identify, or maybe you just need a good express joy. If so, and then brand yourself a playlist of funny country songs. Nosotros have a long list to start you lot out.

ane. "Ticks" past Brad Paisley

Well, this is one helluva pickup line. A country fella takes a liking to a fine-looking woman in a local bar. He'd sure similar to see the other one-half of her butterfly tramp stamp, then he makes his movement:

. . . I'd like to see y'all out in the moonlight
I'd like to kiss you way dorsum in the sticks
I'd like to walk you through a field of wildflowers
And I'd similar to check you lot for ticks.

Information technology'southward a safety thing. You never know where those ticks might decide to couch.

2. "Trashy Women" by Confederate Railroad

When it comes to women, some men similar 'em swish while other men like 'em trashy. The guy in this memorable 1993 land vocal belongs to the latter prepare.

He seeks a gal who looks more than like a cocktail waitress than a debutante: likewise much makeup, dress likewise tight, and as tacky as he is:

I like 'em sweet, I like 'em with a centre of golden
Yes, and I like 'em brassy, I similar 'em brazen and bold
Well, they say that opposites attract; well I don't agree
I want a woman just every bit tacky as me
Yeah, I like my women merely a little on the trashy side.

3. "You're the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly" by Loretta Lynn and Conway Twitty

This 1978 song is a hoot. Two onetime lovebirds are stuck with each other and throw major shade on their partner for the miseries of life: lack of money, losing their good looks, and then at that place's the ugly children they must share. At least they have each other.

And you're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin'
Ah, but looks ain't everythin' and coin ain't everythin'
Merely I love you simply the aforementioned.

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4. "No Trash in My Trailer" by Colt Ford (Featuring George Jones)

The guy in this 2008 ditty wants you to know that there'southward a country mile of difference betwixt redneck and just obviously ole trash, and he don't allow no trash in his double wide mobile home. Yessirree, he may accept a motor hangin' from a tree. He may spend his time mud boggin'. But he'south ain't ashamed of who he is.

'Crusade there ain't no trash in my trailer.
Though you might notice an empty can of beer
No there ain't been no trash in my trailer, oh no
Since the day I threw you outta hither,

Whether you admit it or not, everybody has at least one of these country cousins hiding somewhere in their family unit. Don't yous go denying information technology.

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All-time Redneck Jokes on the Internet

Question	Answer
What's a redneck'south final words?	Hold my beer and ya'll watch this!
How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?	Ii. Ane to consume information technology, some other to look out for traffic!
What do you have when you get 32 rednecks in a line?	A full ready of teeth
Why did the redneck male parent walk his kid to schoolhouse?	They were in the aforementioned form.

5. "I'm Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Dwelling" by David Frizzell

If y'all've never heard this song, you need to stop and heed to information technology now. In this 1982 land melody, a homo's long-suffering married woman is tired of having him come habitation drunk, then she's come upward with a drastic solution. She'll hire a hardcore alcoholic equally their interior decorator so there's no reason for her hubby to stay out late carousing.

She said: "I'm gonna' rent a wino to decorate our home,
So you lot'll experience more at ease here, and you won't accept to roam.
We'll have out the dining room table, and put a bar along that wall.
And a neon sign, to point the way, to our bathroom down the hall.

6. "I Pray for You" by Jaron and The Long Route to Honey

If you like dark sense of humor, then yous'll observe this 2010 state ditty a doozy. Afterwards the protagonist—that's the chief character fella—gets his heart shredded, he goes to church.

Even so, when the preacher human encourages him to pray for those who have washed him wrong, he doesn't find Jesus and warm, fuzzy forgiveness in the well-intentioned advice. Instead, he has his own interpretation of the Bible human's message:

I pray your brakes go out running downwards a hill
I pray a flowerpot falls from a window sill
And knocks y'all in the head like I'd similar to
I pray your altogether comes and nobody calls
I pray you lot're flying loftier when your engine stalls
I pray all your dreams never come true
Merely know wherever you are honey, I pray for yous.

7. "She Just B*tches When She Breathes" by Freddie B

Don't feel distressing for the bitter dude in this humorous 2011 country song. He laments that after he and his wife tied the knot, she did a 180-caste alter. She spends all of his coin, isn't as doting as she once was, and at present he doesn't get enough bedroom time. (If he's honest with himself, he'd probably confess that he's changed a little, too.)

Looks similar these 2 won't brand it through the honeymoon years:

Yea this circumvolve of trust is like a band of thieves
She stole my heart and so my self esteem
I'll have to sum information technology upwardly this way:
She could plow a directly homo gay
She only b*tches when she breathes.

8. "She Only Loves Me for My Willie" by Paul Overstreet

When you saw the title, I bet your mind totally went to the gutter on this one, but this 2014 song is not about that willie. It humorously refers to Willie Nelson.

A woman falls in beloved with a singer who does his best to imitate the classics of Willie Nelson and other country legends. She first became smitten with him for the way he sang Willie Nelson's "Whiskey River" in a honky tonk outside of Austin. Since then, he has suspected that his spot-on musical impression of the red headed stranger is the real reason she sticks with him:

Simply I recollect she merely loves me for my Willie
Something about my Willie turns her on
Information technology'due south non all that extraordinary really
Simply information technology's ameliorate than my Haggard and my Jones.

nine. "When You're Screwin' Other Women (Call up of Me)" by Doyle and Debbie

When your marriage has gone this far south, you're either divorced or you will be soon. The married woman in this 2011 country vocal is well aware that her human is cheating. He picks upward women in confined and doesn't even waste the cost of a hotel. She asks him one trashy, bittersweet favor, still: at least while he'due south messing around, tin he at least pretend that they're her?

10. "Queen of My Double Wide Trailer" by Sammy Kershaw

This 1993 song is all about possessive and forgiving love, redneck fashion. A backwoods country boy meets the subcontract girl of his dreams downward at the local eatery and falls head over boots for her over equally they consume their chicken fried steaks. What he doesn't know is that she's the cheating kind.

Then I made her the queen of my double broad trailer
With the polyester curtains and the redwood deck
Now she'southward run off and I've gotta trail her
Dang her black eye and her pretty blood-red cervix.

If you lot enjoy songs about rednecks, why non brand yourself a playlist of Redneck Anthems?

11. "With My Shirt On" by John Michael Montgomery

Ordinarily it'due south the ladies who feel self-conscious about their bodies. Merely in this 2008 state song, an crumbling married man realizes he'southward developed a "dad bod" and makes a special request of his married woman:

Yeah, you know twoscore sure has come up fast
And my metabolism is gettin' dull
Then tonight, can I brand love with my shirt on?

What practice you bring to your human relationship? Other than love and amore, you probably aid take intendance of some practical chores. Your partner would miss that if you broke up.

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12. "Who'due south Gonna Mow Your Grass?" past Buck Owens

No joke. This 1969 song was a number 1 country striking. Trying to avert a break up, a husband asks his wife both applied and whimsical questions well-nigh how she'll get by with him no longer effectually. Perhaps she can learn to mow her own grass.

xiii. "Baton's Got His Beer Goggles On" past Neal McCoy

Poor Billy got dumped by his girlfriend, so in this country melody from 2005, he does what any self-respecting guy does and heads to the local beer joint. There, he tries to forget his troubles past getting liquored upwardly real skilful:

He's on the dance floor yelling 'Freebird'
Singing off pitch just he knows every discussion
Grabs him another girl, he hold on tight
He don't run across ugly
Through blood shot eyes.

xiv. "John Deere Greenish" by Joe Diffie

At that place's goose egg like redneck love. It'southward his and hers belt buckles with each others' names on them. Or declaring your love in bright paint graffiti atop the local water belfry or span.

That's just what Billy Bob did in this 1993 vocal when he spray painted "Baton Boy loves Charlene" in John Deere green in letters three feet loftier. Fifty-fifty after they were married for decades, the couple could still wait out in the altitude and see the vivid message that no paint could properly comprehend up. Now that is a legacy of everlasting love.

They say that subsequently awhile dogs and their owners brainstorm to wait alike. These country dogs would concord.

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xv. "Like My Dog" by Billy Currington

There'south nothing quite similar the unconditional dearest of a canis familiaris. They're always glad to run across yous, they don't argue or complain, and they take no crime if you telephone call their sis a b*tch. In this 2011 country song, a hubby laments that he wishes his married woman would give him the same stellar treatment every bit his dog:

He never tells me that he'south ill of this house
He never says why don't you get off that couch?
He don't cost me nothin' when he wants to go out
I want you lot to love me like my dog.

16. "You Can't Pray the Gay Away" by Laura Bell Bundy

A hilarious jab at LGBTQ haters, this 2017 country ditty takes a swipe at those who believe in reprogramming and fighting what'south in our Dna. A church lady narrator reminds united states of america that, although prayer is certainly powerful . . .

There are some matters
Where nosotros would be meliorate servants of the Lord
By accepting what IS and not bothering Him.

She declares that no matter how devout you lot are, you can't change who yous are by praying the gay away. And besides, y'all probably know someone who is gay, given its prevalence. Let that sink in.

17. "Online" by Brad Paisley

Every been catfished? The short, overweight, socially awkward pizza commitment guy in this 2007 song yet lives with his parents, and he isn't exactly a hunk. However, the Internet has allowed him to assume an alter ego and conversation with young women (or people pretending to be them).

He enjoys the irony and deception of luring the unsuspecting into online relationships he could never have in person:

I'm a sci-fi fanatic
Mild asthmatic
Never been to second base
Simply there'southward a whole 'nother me
That you need to come across.

When information technology comes to social media and meeting people online, keep this guy in mind!

18. "Dancing With a Human" past Rodney Carrington

Two Texas cowboys hit the local watering hole and detect themselves dancing with a dude dressed every bit a lady in this 2007 state ditty. Their dancing partner's real gender doesn't register at first, but then signs go apparent:

I recollect I'k dancing with a man
She's got callouses on her hands
She's got a voice deeper than mine
She gets a stiffy when nosotros grind
I recollect I'm dancing with a man.

nineteen. "How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Abroad?" by Dan Hicks

Some people are hard to get rid of, like glitter or garlic breath, toenail fungus or bedbugs. The man in this country tune from 2007 desperately wants to lose his unwanted admirer. Problem is, she won't go away. He'due south talked to her parents, but however she persists.

twenty. "Mississippi Squirrel Revival" by Ray Stevens

Although Ray Stevens is primarily a novelty vocaliser—meaning that his songs are intended to be funny—this one climbed the country charts in 1984. It's about a preteen boy who sneaks a squirrel into the Sunday services at the Start Self-Righteous Church in Pascagoula, Mississippi. The half-crazed squirrel escapes into the pews during the church service, climbs into people's clothes, and instigates an old-fashioned church building revival where all kinds of confessions are fabricated.

Turn to country music when you need a good laugh. It's filled with funny stories and clever double meanings.

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Fifty-fifty More Funny State Songs

Know a funny song that should be on this playlist? Make a suggestion in the Comments Department below.

Vocal	Artist	Year Released
21. Things Not to Say to Your Wife	Tim Hawkins	2009
22. I Don't Await Good Naked Anymore	The Snake Oil Willie Band	2014
23. Girls Lie Too	Terri Clark	2004
24. Flushed From the Bathroom of Your Middle	Johnny Cash	1968
25. I'chiliad Gonna Miss Her	Brad Paisley	2001
26. Practise You Desire Chips with That	Tim McGraw	2005
27. Did I Shave My Legs for This?	Deana Carter	1995
28. You Ain't Much Fun (Since I Quit Drinkin')	Toby Keith	1995
29. She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy	Kenny Chesney	1999
xxx. Crimson Solo Loving cup	Toby Keith	2011
31. Would Jesus Wear a Rolex?	Ray Stevens	1987
32. I Don't Even Know Your Proper name	Alan Jackson	1994
33. Kick My Donkey	Big & Rich	2004
34. Bubba Shot the Jukebox	Marking Chesnutt	1992
35. Drop Boot Me Jesus (Through the Goal Posts of Life)	Bobby Bare	1976
36. Celebrity	Brad Paisley	2003
37. If You Can't Be Good, Son, Be Good at It	Neal McCoy	1997
38. 10 with a Two	Willie Nelson	1990
39. You Can't Have Your Kate and Edith Besides	The Statler Brothers	1968
40. My Feet Stink, My Caput Hurts, and I Don't Dearest Jesus	Jimmy Buffet	1976
41. First Redneck on the Internet	Cletus Judd	1998
42. One Slice at a Time	Johnny Cash	1976
43. I Wouldn't Take Her to a Dog Fight	Charlie Walker	1968
44. Don't Clasp My Sharmon	Charlie Walker	1967
45. Cleopatra, Queen of Denial	Pam Tillis	1992
46. If You Don't Leave Me Alone (I'k Gonna Discover Somebody That Will	Delbert McClinton	1972
47. Thank God and Greyhound You're Gone	Roy Clark	1970
48. It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night That Chew Your Donkey Out All Solar day Long	The Notorious Cherry Bombs	2004
49. Guys Practice It All the Time	Mindy McCready	1996
50. Girl in a State Song	Maddie and Tae	2015
51. Brand New Girlfriend	Steve Holy	2006
52. Burning Awareness	Rodney Carrington	2004
53. It's All Going to Pot	Willie Nelson and Merle Haggard	2015
54. Weed with Willie	Toby Keith	2003
55. She Got the Goldmine (I Got the Shaft)	Jerry Reed	1980
56. A Male child Named Sue	Johnny Cash	1969
57. Friends in Low Places	Garth Brooks	1990
58. Ane More Final Chance	Vince Gill	1992
59. I More Repossession and I'll Be Out of Debt	Perfect Stranger	1995
sixty. Why Haven't I Heard From You	Reba McEntire	1994
61. That'south My Story (and I'm Stickin' to It)	Collin Raye	1993
62. 800 Pound Jesus	Sawyer Brown	1999
63. As Good as I Once Was	Toby Keith	2005
64. Save a Equus caballus (Ride a Cowboy)	Large & Rich	2004
65. Tequila Makes Her Wearing apparel Fall Off	Joe Nichols	2005
66. Size Matters	Joe Nichols	2005
67. He Drinks Tequila and She Talks Dirty in Spanish	Lorrie Morgan & Sammy Kershaw	2001
68. When Uncle Bill Quit Dope	Johnny Cash	1977
69. Ain't Goin' Back to Brokeback Mount	Willie Nelson	2009
70. (Gettin' Married to My) Pickup Truck	Rodney Carrington	2000
71. I've Never Gone to Bed With An Ugly Woman (But I Sure Woke Upward With a Few)	Bobby Bare	1976
72. She Got the Ring and I Got the Finger	Chuck Mead	2009
73. If I'g the Just I	Rodney Carrington	2009
74. The King Is Gone (And So Are You lot)	George Jones	1989
75. If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body Would Yous Hold It Against Me	The Bellamy Brothers	1979
76. Put the "O" Back in Country	Shooter Jennings	2005
77. Wolf Creek Laissez passer	C.West. McCall	1975
78. At the Time	Lynn Anderson	1970
79. Dolly Parton's Hits	Bobby Braddock	1983
lxxx. Nobody Knows I'm Elvis	Waylon Jennings	1994
81. Stronger Beer	Tim Hicks	2013
82. Tell Ole I Ain't Hither, He Better Become on Home	Moe Swap and Joe Stampley	1980
83. I Notwithstanding Similar Bologna	Alan Jackson	2008
84. Who'southward Your Daddy?	Toby Keith	2002
85. I May Exist Used (Only Baby I Ain't Used Up)	Waylon Jennings	1984
86. Selfie #theinternetisforever	Brad Paisley	2017
87. I'll Take the Domestic dog	Jean Shepard and Ray Pillow	1966
88. The Bird	Jerry Reed	1988
89. Wildwood Weed	Jim Stafford	1974
90. Mama She'south Lazy	Pinkard & Bowden	1984
91. I'll Call up of a Reason Later on	Lee Ann Womack	1998
92. Every Homo I Honey Is Either Married, Gay, or Dead	Kacey Jones	2000
93. xv Minutes	Rodney Atkins	2009
94. In Spite of Ourselves	John Prine and Iris Bewilder	1999
95. Vidalia	Sammy Kershaw	1996
96.She Left Me for Jesus	Hayes Carll	2008
97. Kick My A**	Big & Rich	2004
98. Attitude Adjustment	Hank Williams Jr.	1985
99. Lifestyles of the Non And then Rich and Famous	Tracy Byrd	1994
100. Ally for Coin	Trace Adkins	2012
101. Only Prettier	Miranda Lambert	2009
102. It'southward Hard to Exist Humble	Mac Davis1	1980
103. Numbers	Bobby Bare	1980
104. Hillbilly Os	Blake Shelton (featuring Trace Adkins)	2009
105. Some Beach	Blake Shelton	2004
106. Ode to the Fiddling Brown Shack Out Dorsum	Billy Edd Wheeler	1965
107. Smokin' Hot Wife	Sawyer Dark-brown	2011
108. Catch a Fish	Outlaw	2021
109. Cletus Take the Reel	Tim Hawkins	2008
110. Fish	Craig Campbell	20111

Questions & Answers

Question: Do you know a land song with nursery rhymes in it?

Answer: George Jones had a 1966 song called "Run 'Em Off" that features Little Red Riding Hood, and Hank Thompson had a 1968 vocal called "I Take a Humpty Dumpty Heart."

Question: I am looking for an old country song that sounds like Goofy with a shaking vox. Whatever thought?

Answer: Although that'south non striking a familiar chord with me, take a look at Ray Stevens' discography, equally he specializes in novelty songs.

Question: Exercise yous retrieve a funny country song about a man saying all the things he can do, only only with his wife'southward permission (or some words with that full general meaning)?

Respond: Even if this isn't the song you're later, I'm certain you lot'll savor it: "The Man Vocal" by Sean Morey (1995). Lyrics and YouTube link: http://www.youtube.com/scout?5=t7Y0I91rubg&t=

I don't take no crap from anyone else but you,

I wear the pants around here when I'g finished with your laundry,

'Cause I'm a guy you don't wanna fight,

When I say bound you say, "Yeah Right!"

I'm the man of this house until you become habitation

(He'south the man, He's the man)

What I say goes around hither ... right out the window,

And I don't want to hear a lot of whining ... then I'll close up,

The sooner you learn who's boss effectually here

The sooner you lot tin can give me my orders, Beloved

'Crusade I'yard head honcho around here, but its all in my head!

(He's the man, he's the homo)

And I tin can accept sexual activity any fourth dimension that you want,

Cause I'k a man who has needs, just they're not that of import,

And don't wait whatever flowers from me 'crusade if I'm not mistaken yous prefer jewelry.

I'm the king of my castle when you're not around

(He'due south the homo, He's the man)

And I'll drink and spotter sports whenever I desire to get in problem

And I'll come home when I'm skilful and set up ... to sleep on the burrow

Crusade a man'south gotta do what a man's gotta do

and I'chiliad gonna practise what you lot tell me to

Because I'm meridian dog effectually hither but I've been neutered!

(He's the human being, He'southward the man)

You da man!

Question: I'm looking for a vocal with the lyrics, "I similar big dumb dogs, fireplaces with crackling logs." Whatever help?

Reply: The closest affair I could find to it was a 1966 vocal by Jean Shepard and Ray Pillow called, "I'll Take the Dog." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSzSPutEkfE

Question: Practise you lot know a song that is near stupid questions? Information technology includes the example of looking at a person's lathered up face and asking if he's going to shave and falling down an lift shaft and then asking are y'all injure? The chorus includes "ask a stupid question." My blood brother used to play it doing and an onetime geezer vocalization and I wondered where it was from. Give thanks you!

Answer: It took me a while to detect it, but hither information technology is: "Foolish Questions" (1979) by Johnny Cash. https://world wide web.youtube.com/watch?5=ZkBul7B3eK4

Here are the lyrics:

Now you've all heard foolish questions and no incertitude yous've wondered why

Some person volition inquire a foolish question and expect a sensible reply

Similar when yous accept your girl some candy, say peradventure just subsequently tea

You observe how she'll take hold of it and so she'll say, "Is this for me?"

Foolish questions! You can answer when you can

"No, I bought this candy for your ma or pa, or for John, the hired hand

"I just thought yous'd like to see it. Now I'm gonna take information technology away"

At present wasn't that a foolish question? You lot'll hear 'em ev'ry day

And then most every morning, in that location is someone 'circular the place

Who sees you take the shaving brush and lather up your face

And as you give the razor a preliminary wave

This fool volition walk up and inquire you lot, "Are you gonna accept a shave?"

Foolish questions! Your answer is, I hope

"No! I ain't prepared for shavin', I just similar the taste of lather!

I kinda similar to take the shaving brush and paint myself this way"

Now wasn't that a foolish question? You'll hear 'em ev'ry solar day!

Now then in that location's this fella who meets y'all on your way

And asks you why your all dressed upwardly and listens while y'all say

That you simply been returning from the funeral of poor old Uncle Ned

As shortly as y'all have told him, he will say, "Is Ned dead?"

Foolish questions! Yous might likewise answer

"No, he thought he'd have the funeral now. Then, after, he'd die

You lot know Ned was always then original, he wanted it that way"

Now wasn't that a foolish question? You'll hear 'em ev'ry day!

Now suppose the lift guy should forget to close the door

And yous should tumble down, oh say forty-7 floors

And when you attain the lesser and you're lying there inert

Some fool will stick his caput down the shaft and holler, "Are y'all hurt?"

Foolish questions! Your dying words are

"No! I was in an awful hurry and that elevator'due south just also slow

Usually saves a lot of time, you know, comin' down this fashion"

Now wasn't that a foolish question? You'll hear 'em ev'ry day!

Question: What is the proper noun of the song in the early 70s about beingness rescued while non wanting to?

Answer: All I could locate was "Dependin' on You" past The Doobie Brothers (1978), simply that's from the late 70s. You can leave a follow-up comment in the Comments Section of the playlist article.

Question: I'm trying to discover a country vocal I used in a political science class in 2008 equally a comparison betwixt America and Canada. Information technology was funny, and I am pretty certain the lyrics included the "F" discussion in information technology. Information technology was a land song. Could you assist?

Reply: The song by Tim Hicks, "Stronger Beer" (2013) and "Oh ... Canada" past Classified are the only two I could come up up with based on that information. Even so, the appointment is an event in the first example (and the lyrics don't feature the expletive you retrieve) and in the second example, it's a rap song rather than a state song. Nevertheless, here are the YouTube links: https://www.youtube.com/watch?5=2E064kb3UnU and https://www.youtube.com/lookout?v=9gd1FDZ_kRM.

If these aren't information technology, try to come with some lyrics yous remember. That would help me look for it.

Question: What Delbert McClinton vocal has funny lyrics about a chicken?

Respond: Yes, it's a rather new release (2019) called "No Chicken on the Bone." https://www.youtube.com/scout?five=6WxpkCW8Yiw

Listen upwardly everybody 'cause I've got something to say

I might have fallen in love with a girl I just met today

I don't quite know how to feel

I can't believe she's existent

Got me mumbling and stumbling around in a fuzzy haze

She makes pizza at the joint on the corner of 5th and Main

I'k going back down in that location, I'm gonna ask her what'due south her name

Gonna tell her simply how I experience

I can but hope that she'll

Maybe smile at me and say she feels the same

My heart started pounding like a delinquent railroad train

Knees started knocking when she called my name

Own't nothing never, never, always gonna be the same

She'south the one that brightens up my solar day

The sun shines on her even when it rains

I'd say it'due south plain to encounter

What'southward happening to me

I'thou a unlike man than I was yesterday

She's the kind woman take abroad your breath

She's the kind of woman scare you one-half to death

She's the kind of woman don't leave no chicken on the os

She's the kind of woman take you way upward high

She's the kind of woman set your world on burn down

A woman similar that, I just can't leave solitary

She's the kind woman have away your breath

She'south the kind of woman scare yous half to death

She's the kind of woman don't go out no chicken on the bone.

Question: Who sings the vocal, "5 Dollar Fine for Whining?" And where can I buy a re-create?

Answer: The song "Five Dollar Fine for Whining" has been sung past the late Chris LeDoux (on his 1996 Stampede anthology) or The Geezinslaws (on their 1996 Blah Apathetic Blah album). Here are the lyrics and YouTube featuring LeDoux and a guest appearance at the end by Garth Brooks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hgDQqjKErA

Nosotros're a fun lovin' crowd, kinda rowdy and loud

Our jukebox won't play no distressing songs

So don't come up in hither, and weep in your beer

'Crusade we don't care 'tour who done who wrong

We've got a five dollar fine for whining

We'll tell you earlier y'all come in

If information technology ain't on your mind to have a expert time

Ya'll come dorsum and see usa again

Well we don't really care about your clothes or your hair

This party is open to all

Yeah nosotros like a good joke, and it's alright to smoke

We got merely one rule on the wall

(Repeat chorus)

Now there'southward too many fools makin' too many rules

That's ane matter you can't say about us

Cause we all go along when we sing the same song

There's just i matter that causes a fuss.

If you cannot detect the single for this song on iTunes, Spotify, Amazon Music, or other major streaming services then I have seen multiple copies of Chris Ledoux's anthology Stampede with that song bachelor for auction on eBay.

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FlourishAnyway (author) from United states on Baronial 28, 2020:

Ted Parks - Neat creative song that I added to the Halloween playlist. Terrific to hear from the artist himself!

Ted Parks on Baronial 27, 2020:

Corking list! Coolest affair about land music is that information technology can make fun of itself!

Accept you heard this one (dandy for Halloween!)

YouTube: https://youtu.be/0grnWjk3Xt8

Spotify: https://open up.spotify.com/track/1ZMUvssMbUnogN8RAMF...

FlourishAnyway (author) from U.s. on August 02, 2020:

Nathaniel - I dear that vocal! I'll add together it. Thanks for the proffer and accept a great Sunday.

Nathaniel Donnelly on August 02, 2020:

There is one song i saw missing, it is a song past lee ann womack called "I'll Call back of a Reason Later" crusade there is a particular lyric in the song and it goes similar

"I drew horns and blacked out her tooth with a marker. Childish yes simply she made such a thin fiddling target. I couldn't exist happier on my own. I got the slightest of a jealous bone. Seeing her with him tends to overstate it."

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on August 01, 2020:

Greg - Ray Stevens has a 2006 novelty song chosen "When the Kids Are Gone." I think this is the song you're looking for.

Greg on July 31, 2020:

Im looking for a song with lyrics that go. When the kids movement out we're gonna make beloved in the kitchen

When the kids move out we're gonna smoke them funny smokes

When all these kids are gone we're gonna party all the time

gonna run around naked telling dingy jokes

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on July 24, 2020:

Bob - Yep, that's the 1! Large hit.

Robert Sacchi on July 23, 2020:

It could be I misremembered and the original is the Judd's "Mamma He's Crazy" is the original. Part of the lyrics is "...crazy. Crazy over me"

FlourishAnyway (author) from Us on July 23, 2020:

MG - Some of these are really quite funny.

FlourishAnyway (author) from U.s. on July 23, 2020:

Bob - The original that Mama She's Lazy" is doing a parody of is "Mama He's Crazy" past The Judds which is why Wayland put "she" in all caps. I could non discover a song called "Mama She's Crazy" but I could find the parody, "Mama She'south Lazy." I'grand thinking Wayland may have misremembered it, a common occurrence or else it's just really hard to notice. Non sure.

Robert Sacchi on July 23, 2020:

"Mama She'due south Lazy" is a parody of "Mama She's Crazy". "Mama She's Crazy" is about a human being telling his mother his wonderful married woman is crazy over him. In "Mama She's Lazy" the man is complaining to his mother near his lazy spouse.

MG Singh emge from Singapore on July 23, 2020:

Wonderful that y'all update this article. Though I am non likewise fond of state music after seeing your selection I remember I'll have a go at it.

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on July 23, 2020:

Wayland - There's a song called, "Mama She'southward Lazy" (1984) by Pinkard & Bowden. I'm wondering if perhaps y'all're thinking of that song?

Wayland on July 23, 2020:

Do yous take the lyrics to mama SHES crazy?

FlourishAnyway (author) from Usa on July x, 2020:

Bob - Cheers for that addition!

Robert Sacchi on July 08, 2020:

Have you considered - "Wildwood Weed" past Jim Stafford?

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on July 08, 2020:

MG - Thanks for your kind kudos. Have a wonderful mean solar day.

MG Singh emge from Singapore on July 07, 2020:

Another nifty selection. I beloved country songs and they are part of my collection.

FlourishAnyway (author) from Usa on July 07, 2020:

Bob - I will do a playlist about Tennessee and add that one to it (since that's where the narrator resides). Tennessee is a groovy place to live and and then is Texas (although that 1 is really hot).

Robert Sacchi on July 07, 2020:

Y'all're welcome. Accept y'all considered "All my Ex'due south alive in Texas"- George Strait?

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on July 06, 2020:

Bob - Cheers for this recommendation. I've likewise added it to a electric current playlist on birds that I'g writing and then great timing!

Robert Sacchi on July 04, 2020:

Have your considered "Bird" by Jerry Reed?

FlourishAnyway (author) from United states on July 03, 2020:

Tamie - That's non ringing a bell if information technology's not "I'll Take the Dog."

Tamie on July 01, 2020:

I idea it may exist a Mac Davis vocal.

Lyrics about loving a big dumb domestic dog and fireplaces with crackling logs. Possibly from the 1970's early on lxxx'south?

FlourishAnyway (writer) from USA on April 06, 2020:

Peggy - Glad I could help! We could all use a laugh these days.

Peggy Woods from Houston, Texas on Apr 05, 2020:

Some of these titles and lyrics are actually funny. Thanks for the smiles today.

FlourishAnyway (author) from Us on March 06, 2020:

Carol - Moments past Emerson Drive only I don't see how that fits with the theme of funny country songs?

Carol on March 04, 2020:

Song by a group about a beau thinking of suiside on a bridge and stopped by an former man talking him out of information technology

FlourishAnyway (writer) from USA on February 06, 2020:

Tip - Unfortunately, I didn't find a country song with all of those lyrics. Maybe someone else will recognize it and leave a comment.

Tlp on February 05, 2020:

Looking for an old bar vocal from mud 90's "my jeans are also tigh, tin can't feel my feet'

FlourishAnyway (writer) from USA on September 08, 2019:

Anonymous - Although I don't know the vocal, I'm hopeful that perhaps one of my readers tin help and will leave a annotate.

Anonymous on September 08, 2019:

I'm looking for the lyrics of a song that starts out, "From the cornfields to Nashville via New York." Whatever help?

Robert Sacchi on September 07, 2019:

Isn't the internet wonderful.

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on September 07, 2019:

Bob - Yous've really led me to the answer. Thanks. I could not take figured this one out without You lot.

Bearding - The country song you're looking for is "Who Dat (Messin' with that Woman of Mine), a vocal by David Frizzell from 1984.

Robert Sacchi on September 06, 2019:

An earlier Pop version is "who's that knocking" by The Genies.

Robert Sacchi on September 06, 2019:

Could that exist the rapper song, "Who Dat" by Lil'' Murph?

FlourishAnyway (author) from Us on September 06, 2019:

Anonymous - You've got me stumped. Perhaps a reader can aid out. If and then, I hope they'll leave a comment.

Anonymous on September 06, 2019:

Exercise you remember a twangy country song that says "Who day knockin' on my door? Who day?" over and over over again?

FlourishAnyway (author) from U.s.a. on Baronial 21, 2019:

Anonymous - Although I'm unsure of this song, I promise a reader volition speak up if he or she knows of the song. They tin can leave a annotate.

Anonymous on August 21, 2019:

I used to have a single cassette back in the 90s it was a country rap song about cant dance or my two left anxiety. Do you know who sings the song?

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on July 14, 2019:

Anonymous - Thank you for the suggestions. I've added Waylon'southward song at #80. Take a great weekend.

Anonymous on July 14, 2019:

Nobody knows I'thousand Elvis

Waylon Jennings

Coin machines

Jerry Reed

FlourishAnyway (author) from United states of america on June 29, 2019:

Tom Cornett - Thanks for stopping past. Bobby Braddock is a real songwriting talent. Loved the Dolly Parton song. Yikes.

Tom Cornett from Ohio on June 28, 2019:

Great Hub! I've heard and enjoyed most of these songs over the years. Digging back in the 80s folks can notice an album called, "Difficult Pore Cornography" by Bobby Braddock. Songs included, "Dolly Parton's Hits" and "I Lobster and Never Flounder. Bobby is a dearest old friend. He's written and co-written many hits including, "DIVORCE" and "He Stopped Loving Her Today." He is one of the great treasures of Country Music. Again....Bully Hub.

Robert Sacchi on June 14, 2019:

You're welcome.

FlourishAnyway (author) from The states on June 14, 2019:

Bob - Thanks for the suggestion.

Robert Sacchi on June 13, 2019:

What about "Hotter Than a Ii Dollar Pistol" by George Jones? A good instance of non understanding the concept.

FlourishAnyway (writer) from USA on June xiii, 2019:

Anonymous - Information technology would assistance to take some sample lyrics in particular as well equally other clues. For example, do you lot, know the decade, whether it was a band or male/female individual artist, practice you call back what the song was generally about, etc.? That would certainly help. Perchance a reader recalls the video based on the limited detail you lot provided here. Lamentable.

Anonymous on June thirteen, 2019:

Do know a state video with girl in mustang at gas station?

Robert Sacchi on May 16, 2019:

Splendid.

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on May 16, 2019:

Bob - I have a number of playlists in queue so I'chiliad never out of ideas. I capeesh the thought!

Robert Sacchi on May 16, 2019:

Yeah, there are some good songs about gambling.

FlourishAnyway (writer) from USA on May xvi, 2019:

Bob - I should probably add a playlist about gambling. This would certainly be expert for that list! Thanks for the idea!

Robert Sacchi on May xiv, 2019:

Consider "When You're Hot, You're Hot" by Jerry Reed.

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on May fourteen, 2019:

Joseph, That'southward wonderful! At present that you mention the song, "Talking to the Wrong Human," past Michael Martin Murphey (1988), of course, I remember information technology! Glad you constitute information technology!

Joseph Inman on May fourteen, 2019:

You might not believe this but equally I was reading your response, I remembered the next line of the song. And after 2 years, I've plant it. 'Talkin' to the wrong man' with Michael Martin Irish potato and his son Ryan Murphy. Give thanks y'all. If I wouldn't accept written I wouldn't have thought more of the vocal.

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on May thirteen, 2019:

Joseph, Unfortunately, I've attempted -- with no success -- to look the song up under various versions of the hints you listed using several lyrics databases I'one thousand hoping that another reader might see your annotate and recognize the song.

Joseph Inman on May 12, 2019:

He is ane that is driving me crazy. It'due south two guys singing, country, and I guess it sounds like information technology's from the 90s...? I heard it on satellite radio. Ane says 'daddy I take a question' and he asked how his father and mother get forth so great. This begetter says it's not then slap-up and he sings dorsum, 'son I have a question' and proceeds to ask his son how he does his hair because the thinks information technology's what his wife would like. The son says that he and his girlfriend aren't getting along so well. I have not heard the song in two years or so and then I'm sad if I got some of the parts wrong. Anyways, I'm typing this on my phone and so if spelling or punctuation is off, I'k sorry.

I would take added it to the question above only I typed too much. Any help would be appreciated.

FlourishAnyway (author) from The states on April 27, 2019:

Bob - I love that funny vocal! Got it at #5. A real hoot.

Robert Sacchi on April 27, 2019:

"Wolf Creek Pass" is a fun one. Consider "I'grand Gonna Rent a Wino to Decorate Our Home" past Donald Brandt. A man tells about how his wife wants to make her dwelling house like a bar. This way he tin spend his money at home instead of the local bar.

FlourishAnyway (writer) from Usa on April 27, 2019:

Dougie - I plant a Lynn Anderson song that has to be what y'all are looking for: "At the Time" by Lynn Anderson (1970). I also listened to "Wolf Creek Pass" for the outset fourth dimension. omg

Dougie on April 25, 2019:

I could add together "Wolf Creek Pass" and a few others from long ago.

Can someone assist me find a proper name for the following which I call back is from the early on '70s, and maybe add together it to this list? Google has allow me down.

"Well I told her that I loved her, cuz I loved her at the time,

And I told her that I didn't desire any other lips on mine,

And I told her that her kisses tasted sweeter than vino,

But I hadn't tasted champagne at the time!"

Robert Sacchi on April 10, 2019:

I retrieve seeing the words written out as a joke merely I never heard it put to music.

FlourishAnyway (writer) from USA on April 10, 2019:

Anonymous - This doesn't ring a bell with me, simply I hope it does with a reader. If so, I hope they'll get out a comment.

Anonymous on April 07, 2019:

I'm trying to identify a spoken word country song from the 70s. In it a human enumerates all the reasons his married woman used to avert sex with him. In the end, he says that vii times he was successful. The last line is, "And once, I thought I hurt you, because y'all moved". Tin can y'all proper noun the song?

FlourishAnyway (author) from Usa on January 16, 2019:

Conner DeJes - Thanks for the proffer. I've always liked that song. I added it as #75.

Conner DeJes on January 16, 2019:

Bellamy Brothers' "if i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me"

Robert Sacchi on October 03, 2018:

You're welcome. Your list is growing.

FlourishAnyway (author) from U.s. on October 02, 2018:

Bob - Cheers for the suggestion. Information technology'due south #63. I appreciate you!

Robert Sacchi on October 02, 2018:

What about "I ain't as good equally I one time was" past Toby Keith?

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on October 02, 2018:

countryisgreat - Thanks for your suggestion. The song is really on at that place at #56. I appreciate you. Have a great week.

countryisgreat on Oct 02, 2018:

"A Male child Named Sue"

by Johnny Cash

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on September 26, 2018:

bakela5 - Thank you for your song suggestions.

bakela5 on September 25, 2018:

A swell "Country Comic" song I did at last night's gig "Letters of Love" past "Friends Of Joy" this was recorded on the Alaska label in 1977 and was the B side of that label's just chart hitting "Naughty, naughty, naughty by Joy Sarney.

John Kennedy on June 01, 2018:

I am the founder and owner of the Electric Possum Cowboy Ring - circa 95' - I wrote a song , that made regional radio called

"How'chiliad I Gonna Miss You" (If You Won't Leave) still own the CR and publishing -the band wound upward opening for George Jones, Charlie Daniels, and many others- be glad to share if wanted

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on March 23, 2018:

Clark Ford - Thanks for the song suggestion. I've placed it on the post-obit playlist virtually working, jobs, and employment: https://spinditty.com/playlists/Popular-Rock-and-Count...

Clark Ford on March 23, 2018:

Hither's some other fun country song! "I Don't Want to Piece of work Today" past Clark Ford

Robert Sacchi on March sixteen, 2018:

Y'all're welcome.

FlourishAnyway (writer) from USA on March sixteen, 2018:

Jess - Thank you! I've wanted to practise this one for awhile and have been collecting songs for it. Thanks for commenting!

Jenn Stevens from Canada on March 15, 2018:

I love this! Brad Paisley is a favorite for me so I love that Ticks is number one! At that place is definitely a lot of sense of humor in country music. Peachy post idea!

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on March fifteen, 2018:

Bob - I thought I had darn near heard everything but then this. Thanks for the song suggestion.

Robert Sacchi on March xiv, 2018:

A practiced mixture of erstwhile and new. It was great fun reading this article. Whatsoever reason "Expressionless Skunk in the Middle of the Road" didn't make the listing?

FlourishAnyway (author) from Us on March 07, 2018:

Margie - Thanks for stopping by for a listen. The dogs may be country kinfolk, not sure. They have a suspicious resemblance to ane another. Take a wonderful calendar week!

Margie's Southern Kitchen from the U.s.a. on March 06, 2018:

I love this hub, we all need a laugh! The title is enough to get your going. I dear the pic on "Love My Canis familiaris' I heard ane the other twenty-four hours about a hog on the radio! I could not believe it!

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on March 03, 2018:

Peg - I'm glad you enjoyed this. I had a lot of fun with putting it together. Hope your weekend is a swell one!

Peg Cole from Due north Dallas, Texas on March 03, 2018:

This playlist is great for a real laugh. "How Tin I Miss You if You Won't Go Away? Like My Dog. Who'due south Gonna Mow Your Grass?" All these crack me up. Dandy drove of side busters here.

FlourishAnyway (author) from United states on Feb 25, 2018:

Bill - Thanks for stopping by. Land music is an entertaining genre, and I like that it doesn't take itself so seriously. Have a wonderful week.

Bill De Giulio from Massachusetts on February 25, 2018:

Hullo Flourish. Some other not bad list, don't know how you practice it? Some of these lyrics are hilarious. Many of these songs I'm not familiar with simply perhaps I need to listen to more country music?

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on February 20, 2018:

Larry - Thanks for stopping by. An Oklahoma boy who does not relish state music? Y'all must feel similar a fish outta water.

Larry Rankin from Oklahoma on February 20, 2018:

Not necessarily my start choice, only I enjoy country music.

Much of it, if non overtly giddy, has a light quality, and some of is and so dark information technology has a sure sense of humor.

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on February xviii, 2018:

Frances - I agree that it matches some folks' lives. They either have terrible luck, not a lot of life skills or resources, or a combination. But at to the lowest degree they can express joy nearly their situations.

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on February 18, 2018:

Dunbar Dark-green - I had never heard of that one, but Johnny Cash is expert for so many artistic, humorous songs. I listened to it and added it. Cheers for the vocal suggestion! Have a great week!

Frances Metcalfe on February 18, 2018:

Don't know any of the songs simply the some of the lyrics are certainly tragi-comic. Perhaps most of the people in them should consider ditching and starting over? It made me grin.

Richard Dark-green from New Mexico on Feb 17, 2018:

"When Uncle Bill Quit Dope," past Johnny Cash. Flourish, I loved this article. It cheered my whole day. Thanks

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on February fourteen, 2018:

Rasma - I hadn't heard of that 1 before but love it! I added it to the list. Have a wonderful week.

FlourishAnyway (writer) from USA on February fourteen, 2018:

Heidi - Cheers for the add. Hee-Haw goes way dorsum, doesn't it? My parents used to brand me watch back in the twenty-four hours when there was 1 tv set in the business firm and iii channels. Ahh, the memories.

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on February fourteen, 2018:

Dora - Thanks for stopping by and reading. Dear your beautiful profile photograph.

Heidi Thorne from Chicago Area on Feb 14, 2018:

Okay, I'm laughing just reading the titles! :-D Dang! It's similar an episode of Hee-Haw.

I see Toby Keith is well represented in this list. I'd add "Equally Expert Equally I In one case Was."

Thank you for the chuckles!

CaribTales on February 14, 2018:

Some really funny lyrics hither. Sees that I'm more than familiar with the names of the artists than with their songs. Thanks for increasing my "general noesis."

Gypsy Rose Lee from Daytona Beach, Florida on Feb xiv, 2018:

Peachy assortment of songs. I always really liked He drinks Tequila and she talks dirty in Spanish just not sure if information technology counts as a land song. Love your list of songs.

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